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Where’s the Moreo guy I want to show them this.

I almost fucking puked when I saw this shit on my dash what the fuck is wrong with Kraft they need to chill the fuck out like hOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO JUST PUT PLAIN CREAM BETWEEN TWO DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE COOKIES I GUESS IT’S JUST TOO FUCKING SIMPLE FOR YOU SACKS OF SHIT ISN’T IT YOU FUCKERS WON’T MOTHERFUCKING REST UNTIL YOU HAVE DESECRATED THE OREO TO THE POINT WHERE IT HAS GONE BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU MADE CHINESE OREOS STICKS OR SOME BULLSHIT NO YOU JUST HAD TO FUCK AROUND EVEN MORE WITH THE FRAGILE AMERICAN PSYCHE. YOU CAN’T INTRODUCE SYNTHETIC FRUIT FLAVOR INTO SOMETHING THAT AMERICANS FOR ONCE ACKNOWLEDGE THE UNHEALTHINESS OF AND APPRECIATE NONETHELESS. WHAT IF OREOS TRY TO BECOME KNOWN AS HEALTHY FRUIT SNACKS? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS THEN? ANARCHY IS FUCKING WHAT. I WILL NOT FUCKING STAND FOR THIS BULLSHIT

^this

YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT’S NOT THE MOREOS GUY OMG

THIS IS THE WATERMELON OREOS GUY NOW HAH

I AM A FUCKING LADY AND YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT

the moreos guy and the watermelon oreos lady

what a time to be alive

I ship it

Same^

Today at maggie moos

  • <p dir="ltr"> So today I was at at the icecream place with my brother,and two sisters plus my parents and my dad was looking at this marineon his phone and I said</p>
  • <p dir="ltr"> ME: "wow hes chubby" then I started to laugh really hard.</p>
  • <p dir="ltr"> Being the marine my dad was he said </p>
  • <p dir="ltr"> Dad: he lost 3 limbs in war.</p>
  • <p dir="ltr"> Ive never felt so mean in my entire life.</p>